Prudish

I have figured out I blog about three things: what I am doing, steps to make the world a better place, and odd things people say to me. This will go under the 'odd' category.
Saturday night I was at my friend's Schriber's birthday celebration. Schriber was describing me to her current love interest (that's my new word for boyfriend/girlfriend) before I arrived. I was told I was described as "she comes off prudish, but she is actually cool." At first I was a little offended and then I realized that described me pretty well in some ways. I will stand behind the prudish adjective when it comes to: bodily fluids, bodily functions, dirty/racist jokes, and repulsive behavior such not living up to your potential, drug use, and people that don't put their kids to bed at a decent time. I am not however prudish in my world views, political stands, and personal responsibilities to make this world a better place. I guess I was surprised that the prudish comes to mind as a description before "stands up for what she believes in." You all can stop giggling now. I know I am a prude. I was just surprised by the order.
I then continue to walk into this prudish minefield by asking, "do I come across that way to you [current love interest]?" The reply back was yes and a comment in regards to my hair. It looked Republican. That was the straw. I can not have Republican hair. I don't want Democrat hair either. I did not realize I was sending out a Republican vibe to the masses with my hair.
Yesterday when I was in St Charles to get my allergy shots, I saw a man waiting in his truck. On the back of his window, that little hellion Calvin was doing his business. You all know what I am talking about, in the 1990's when Calvin was popular and there were stickers that would show Calvin annoyance by urinating on something. Under the stream were the words: Islamic fascists, illegal immigrants, liberals.' Thank God I have Republican hair.