The Rock Massage

Yesterday I finally got a Hot Stone Massage. Yes, they were very trendy about 5 years ago, but I am a little late to the party.

I am all for massages. Anyone that wants to rub my muscles with oil while I lay there is my friend. This could potentially get me into a little trouble with some perverts, but I would gladly indulge in a foot fetish if he will rub my feet.

Anyways, back to the story. I went for a massage and a facial. I had a gc from my burfday and decided to wait until it warmed up to use it. Walking out of the salon into 30 degree weather completely negates the last hour I spent untightening. I needed it to be about 60 to get the full post-relaxation. I browsed the brochure and decided to get the hot stone. The gist of the hot stone is that they massage your leg, then they rub rocks on your leg. Then they rub your arm and then rub rocks on it. While it was super relaxing and wonderful, I really didn't understand the point of rubbing rocks all over me. Yes, they make it clear that there will be stones, but once I was in it, I guess I was expecting to understand it.

Again, please don't take this as a complaint. I am just giving my review. It was a wonderful afternoon, but I will forgo the rocks next time and try something different, just as I will forgo a body wrap. I can't take the claustrophobia of being wrapped up. I will always recommend the foot reflexology rubs and salt rubs (even though the first part of the massage she rubbed me down with a wire brush and then rang bells over me).

After my massage and facial, I went home and cut my lawn, etc. Not as relaxing as I wanted it, but it was absolutely lovely outside so I was very happy to do some minor yard work and enjoy the day.

What is your favorite massage?